Today I took the day off work to make sure that I could get up to North Wales early to give myself the maximum amount of time to see dad at hospital. Obviously this was far too much of an expectation on my behalf because the Universe doesn’t like me very much and wants to fuck me up the chocolate as much as possible.
A train journey which should have taken about 6 hours ended up being 11 hours, resulting in me missing visiting hours this evening, so I now only have a couple of hours to see the old geezer tomorrow. Anyhow, that can’t be helped, shit happens and you deal with it.
What made the situation worse is I bumped into someone in Stroud who was heading my way too, we shall call him Pissed Up Wayne, because that’s what I call him. Now I like Wayne, he’s ok in my book but tends to rub people up the wrong way. He’s the type that will smoke in a non-smoking area, not tobacco mind, we’re talking weed here.. He also get’s pissed, monumentally so. He’s a tall chap covered in home-made tattoos, so he is a daunting figure to some, I think he’s a pussy, but I know that most people are full of wind when it comes down to breaking teeth.
So he and I were sat together for the best part of 9 hours. Like I said, I like the bloke, and the first half of the journey was great, someone to talk to, but after things started to turn sour, he just pissed and moaned all the time.
As you know, I’m so laid back I don’t particularly mind delays as such, it’s just the cosmos fucking with me. In Universal Standard, a delay of a few hours isn’t even an atomic blip in the huge scheme of things but to have to put up with a grown man whinging even got me grinding my teeth, plus knowing that I wouldn’t be able to see dad later also made me less receptive to patience.
Anyway, I’m here now, trying to instal Skype onto mum’s laptop, which is proving to be impossible. You know how it is, new laptop, new Skype download and brand new account, can I get it to sign on? NO!
So thank you Universe, today has been a touch your toes and think of Wales day. Tomorrow better be good, or I will bring down the cosmos, just mark my words!