Perception of Porn

For my birthday, the lovely Fundy & Squilla sent me an amazing gift, a book entitled “The Macho Man’s Drinkbook”, with the sub-heading “Because Nude Girls and Alcohol Go Great Together”. Who am I to disagree! Without giving the plot of the book away, there is none, it’s a cocktail recipe book with pictures of 80’s topless models on every other page; what a great idea!!

Anyhow, without harping on too much about the book and the sexy pictures, it got me thinking about how we perceive the female body nowadays, because all the women pictured in my book are all un-photoshopped and without a hint of silicone in sight, and by GOD do they look fantastic!

Because we are constantly bombarded by the media with fake representations of women all of the time, you forget that boobs are different sizes and that they don’t actually float in mid-air for no reason. You also forget that gorgeous women have lovely curvy squishy bits because they are actually human! I really hope that this trend to photoshop women in the media will end soon, I crave real images of ladies in the nudders, with lovely Abba-esque hairdo’s and real boobs. Lets face it, we can all spot a fake boob a mile away, so why even bother having them put in, unless you have fried eggs on your chest, there is no need!

Whilst we’re on the subject of 80’s nudity, bring back porn movies with cheesy stories, they were far more entertaining than these graphic banging and squirting monstrosities we see nowadays. I’d much rather sit down and watch a Swedish plumber ham his lines than see a HD penis banging away on a 60” plasma screen in all its horrific purple headed glory!