An Open Letter to Giggs

You know, it wasn’t a secret that Ryan Giggs, the amazing Welsh footballer from Manchester United and the best footballer that Wales has seen in its recent history was fucking Miss Wales, Imogen whatever her name is. Everyone knew. However someone persuaded Giggs to take out an injunction, or a ‘Superinjunction’ to silence her.

As badly advised as this is, I’m not one to judge. If you want to hide away your dirty laundry fair enough, pay the bitch to keep her quiet, but at the end of the day, you shouldn’t even get your cock wet if you expect to smell like roses. But now Giggs has been advised to sue Twitter.

For fucks sake man, you are going against everything that is true about life, you are fighting against the rights of Iranian people fighting a regime against despots, you are suing freedom! 

If you want to be remembered for the football stop now, if you want to be remembered as the arsehole who gave governments around the world leverage against freedom then carry on. 

Personally I will always remember you as a cock.