Old Man Hair

For those who know me in real life, you may have noticed that I’m getting a bit thin on top. I’m far from going bald, but I do have to make sure that I wear a hat or I will burn the top of my skull in the noonday sun. 

I’m not overly worried about this, I occasionally shave my head when I get fed up of my hair, so vanity is far from my mind. What does irk me is where all of this hair has gone. It seems to be growing out of my ears and nose, not only this, my eyebrows seem to be lengthening too, if I’m not too careful with keeping and eye on all of this, I’ll end up looking like a donkey eared yeti!

Why does this happen? Is this a cruel twist of fate that all men must suffer once they hit 35? Why does it stop growing where it should and grows where it’s just bloody awkward? 

I could blame the inordinate mount of brains that I have, but I suppose it’s more to do with old age. It just worries me what will come next, anal prolapse? Shit!